Slurp slurp! Remember the last time the Jolly-Pitts had an exclusive photo spread in W magazine? Well, they've fast-forwarded from the frigid 50's into the free-lovin', bra-free, boobs-a-hangin'-loose 60's! Yeah baby! Okay. Who cares, you all just want to be latched to that mammy's mammary. Mommy, Mommy, nurture me!The scales fall from every child's eyes as he or she comes across shocking scenes that they immediately capture with their iphones and post to their myspace pages, just as Brad has done here. What else can we expect to see inside? Mommy without her eyeliner! Mommy waxing Daddy's stomach!
Mommy searching through the catalog of Zamboobian children, looking for replacements? Mommy, can't I be the baby just a little bit longer?
