Showing posts with label Rihanna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rihanna. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

SEEING PINK (ELEPHANTS)



Didn't Pink used to have pink hair? Now she's got a pink face and white hair. Maybe she should have stayed with the rosé tint, because otherwise, she's got a very bland face. Now, I'm not for people "jazzing" up their dull faces with crazy coloured hair or shit-in-the-face or a big crazy hat, but in Pink's case, anything that distracts from her blobby visage might be helpful.

That's Pink above, just in case you confuse her with Eddie Izzard, below.



Here's the latest quote from Pink:


"I checked into Canyon Ranch in Tucson, Arizona, in the summer and I went to see a therapist, telling him I was an alcoholic. He asked me when I'd had my last drink and I couldn't remember - it had been a few weeks previously. I then read the AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) manual cover to cover and we talked. I realized I wasn't an alcoholic, just someone who likes to get drunk every now and again. I'm trying to work out if that's a bad thing."

Oh, how wonderful to be able to check one's self in to a clinic, on the inkling that one has a problem. And how wonderful to find one doesn't have a problem after all-- although one does have a new album to promote, and one has a lack of talent, and a need to inject one's self into the public consciousness.


Or, to have a public forum to discuss all my problems or imagined problems or inklings of problems. For instance, I would love to go to a spa and read a book (or manual, or whatever) and talk to a therapist about my deathly aversion to work, and have the therapist say, "so work, or don't work, what's th
e problem?" And then to work out for myself whether that's a bad thing.

Looking at that picture again, she kind of looks like a white Rihanna. Except uglee.



Saturday, June 28, 2008

GIMME MORE!

MTV Video Music Awards would consider second chance for Spears.

All the stars are aligned for another Britney Spears comeback! Oh Brit, we have been apart too long. As you walk zombie-like through LAX and into waiting cars, be-Ugged and braless, chaperoned by your father keeping you in check, we long for the days you lolled around on stage not even lip synching or pretending to dance, bored with us as we were with you.

The MTV President told the Associated Press, "Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?"

Why wouldn't they give Brit another shot? The 2007 awards were the most watched in years. If Britney headlined again, even more people would tune in to watch the disaster as it happens.

Plus, by floating the idea now, it gives Britney 2 months to be so nervous she'll gorge on Cheetos, ignore her kids, party so much she can't rehearse, all the while confident she'll get a third chance if she blows this one. Ooh, those MTV execs-- they're playing her like a marionette. She actually just flashed her coochie today in clear anticipation.

MTV should officially declare
ridicule as their new focus. They've been doing it for years, anyway. You know, Madonna's too old, Britney's too fat, with Rihanna and Kanye as filler.

Photo courtesy AP