GIMME MORE!

MTV Video Music Awards would consider second chance for Spears.

All the stars are aligned for another Britney Spears comeback! Oh Brit, we have been apart too long. As you walk zombie-like through LAX and into waiting cars, be-Ugged and braless, chaperoned by your father keeping you in check, we long for the days you lolled around on stage not even lip synching or pretending to dance, bored with us as we were with you.

The MTV President told the Associated Press, "Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?"

Why wouldn't they give Brit another shot? The 2007 awards were the most watched in years. If Britney headlined again, even more people would tune in to watch the disaster as it happens.

Plus, by floating the idea now, it gives Britney 2 months to be so nervous she'll gorge on Cheetos, ignore her kids, party so much she can't rehearse, all the while confident she'll get a third chance if she blows this one. Ooh, those MTV execs-- they're playing her like a marionette. She actually just flashed her coochie today in clear anticipation.

MTV should officially declare ridicule as their new focus. They've been doing it for years, anyway. You know, Madonna's too old, Britney's too fat, with Rihanna and Kanye as filler.

Photo courtesy AP