POST MORTEM

Okay, so it was a pretty dull night, not a lot of nail biting, and it's sad to see the whole thing over, But I was happy with the result-- yes, I came to love Obama! Michelle too, but not all of us here at PeepHole can say the same. Some bitches are so threatened.

But-- what that hell was she wearing last night? Black dress with red splotch and shiny cummerbund? And what about Jill? Someone should have told her the event called for black dress-- she stuck out like a giant sore lime.

Sad to see those other bitches, Cindy and Sarah, relegated to the scrap heap. Cindy will no doubt to continue to scare small children even outside the Hallowe'en season, and Sarah will run off with Joe the Plumber so he can help lay that giant pipe across Alaska.

LAYING PIPE BOMBS

Wowza. Fucking Fair and Fucking Balanced! And Fucking Strange. . .what's going on here? Fox News is now dipping into the Obama pool of fame. I guess they've decided he's going to win.

You know, I was born in Israel and listened to my father talk about it my entire life, in and out of consciousness (my consciousness) and I can't even begin to understand all the intricacies of middle-eastern politics, so this is especially hilarious for me. Joe the Plumber talking about Israel whilst knowing absolutely nothing about it. Why would he agree to the interview? Actions speak louder than words, Joe.

I hear now that ol' Joe's coming out with a country album; 12 all- new, re-tooled, unlicensed versions of the David Wilcox classic 'Wacking Wacked Out Sarah With My Pipe'.

I put the pipe in
I pull it out again
My back is so sore
I can't work much more
I can't get my traction
The ground's too wet
I take a ten minute break
Ah smoke a cigarette
I don't mind the night shift
The cool breeze when the sun goes down
Winter time the ground is hard
Take twice as long to drill down

I'm layin' pipe All night long
Layin' pipe I'm working so hard
I'm layin' pipe All night long
Layin' pipe To satisfy that woman

(real lyrics for 'Laying Pipe')

THE SHIT HITS

But don't bother calling Joe the Plumber because he's not even licensed.

Seems a tax analysis also reveals Joe would be available for a tax cut under Obama's plan.

Joe notes he wanted a straight answer from Obama, but got a tap dance instead --"almost as good as Sammy David Jr," he added.

Okay, so "spreading the wealth" is a euphemism for "you're going to pay taxes," so how is that tap-dancing? I guess they don't have an ear for nuance out there.

And what's wrong with "spreading the wealth"? Jesus Christ, I could hear everyone in the audience last night doing their own tap dance thinking of all that wealth being spread around. "Spread the wealth" is anathema to those rich bastard Republicans, though-- McCain paying to the base.

And why the hell should we feel bad about a plumber? Have you ever hired one? I'm so sorry Joe has to charge me $500 for my leaky faucet.

I thought McCain was overloading the tank with his Joe the Plumber crap last night, and now it looks like he even screwed the poor guy by bringing down the bright lights of investigative reporters to his door. Let's see what McCain and terrorist-pallin' Palin do next to try and flush away this latest load of shit.

JOE THE PLUMBER

Joe the Plumber was probably fucking his receptionist in a trailer somewhere, completely unaware he was the obvious star of last night's debate. As the New York Times noted, McCain threw everything he could at Obama, including the kitchen sink and the plumber.

Joe the Plumber has a business worth more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, so I'm not sure I feel that bad. How many employees does he need? Someone to wipe, someone to flush?

Joe the Plumber will turn out all right-- but what about Rosie the Riveter? McCain made a very distinctive choice, when talking about Supreme Court Justices, to suggest he wouldn't have a litmus test, except that he would only appoint justices who agreed with McCain that Roe vs. Wade was a badly decided decision and should be overturned. Duh! Isn't that the supreme litmus test? Shout-out to the evangelicals!