Thursday, October 16, 2008

THE SHIT HITS

But don't bother calling Joe the Plumber because he's not even licensed.

Seems a tax analysis also reveals Joe would be available for a tax cut under Obama's plan.


Joe notes he wanted a straight answer from Obama, but got a tap dance instead --"almost as good as Sammy David Jr," he added.

Okay, so "spreading the wealth" is a euphemism for "you're going to pay taxes," so how is that tap-dancing? I guess they don't have an ear for nuance out there.

And what's wrong with "spreading the wealth"? Jesus Christ, I could hear everyone in the audience last night doing their own tap dance thinking of all that wealth being spread around. "Spread the wealth" is anathema to those rich bastard Republicans, though-- McCain paying to the base.


And why the hell should we feel bad about a plumber? Have you ever hired one? I'm so sorry Joe has to charge me $500 for my leaky faucet.

I thought McCain was overloading the tank with his Joe the Plumber crap last night, and now it looks like he even screwed the poor guy by bringing down the bright lights of investigative reporters to his door. Let's see what McCain and terrorist-pallin' Palin do next to try and flush away this latest load of shit.

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