SAD CLOWN

What's going on in that picture? Looks like Jenny's son is trying to hide her 4 lines of cleavage and hide the scars from her full-head transplant.

Jenny must have had a full-head transplant, because what's happened to that goofy clown we once knew from "Singled Out" on MTV? How the hell I ever ended up watching that I'll never know, but Jenny of course was the standout, a pretty girl not afraid to make herself ugly for laughs.

But then, like all comedians, she wanted to be taken seriously, and is know claiming she has cured her son with a wheat and dairy free diet. Jesus Christ, Robin Williams wanted to play doctor too, but at least it was in the adorable movie Patch Adams, where he cured illnesses by wearing a big red clown nose, not prescriptions of new-agey diets.

Is she trying to get some speaking engagements? Lord know she's not working otherwise, and least, not in anything good-- anyone see "John Tucker Must Die"? Poor, poor, sad, depressing, downtrodden clown.

I just don't understand celebrities who take a stand like this, especially when it's so dangerous-- The NY Times reported in August that cases of measles are up because parents have an aversion to vaccinations, thinking they cause autism. Here is an explanation of how the theory has been debunked, detailing that the lead author hid his conflict of interest; 10 of his co-authors have retracted the implication that vaccines cause autism, and 3 are being reviewed by a medical panel to determine their fitness to practice, based on their autism research.

But all this stuff is in the New York Times and not People or US Magazine, so is it reaching the right people? Jesus Christ, I just hope Us Magazine attaches a disclaimer to the Jenny article-- "we in no way endorse the crazy musings of a lower-level no-longer-starlet trying to regain some attention/control in her life!"

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