Big Hair? What about big butt? What the hell happened to Alanis?
Jesus Christ, girl must really be in the dumps after breaking up with Ryan Reynolds-- either that, or she's so pissed at him she threw out all her Reynolds Wrap, and now insists on finishing everything on her plate. No leftovers for Alanis! She'll finish everything on your plate too.
Watch out, Ryan, your day of infamy is coming, like Dave Coulier's in "You Ought'a Know." It's the Alanis curse-- she writes an angry, bitter litany of your faults, and the song goes on the great fame, while your fame diminishes! Diminishing returns!
Look out for Alanis' new hip-hop/pop cross-over hit (sung at the piano, of course), "Reynolds Rap."
4 comments:
GOD CAN'T A GIRL EAT ANYMORE???????
I agree with mental radio
It´s stupid, guys should consider theirselves gay if they don´t like butts boobs and big legs.
because that makes a woman.
those skinny girls look like men with lipgloss.
in Holland we dont +ike girls to be too skinny
ya know she lost all this weight. good thing she knows how to barf in a toilet on a daily basis.
She lost it with Dr. Fuhrmans eat to live vegan diet. Not puking.
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