OH REALLY?

According to the Internet Movie Database, the #4 best movie of all time premiered last night. It was #4 before it was even released. It has a rating of 9.7 out of 10, better than any other movie. Jesus Christ, why didn't Madonna think of that? She should have overdosed on sleeping pills or pilates or whatever before "Swept Away," maybe she too could have received an Oscar nod.

To think Batman can defeat not only the Joker, but Kurosawa, Bergman, Orson Welles, Sergio Leone, Fellini, etc, etc--

--but the Shawshank Redemption is still undefeated! Says something about the people who vote on imdb.

And who's Morgan Freeman screwing to be in two top 5 movies?

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