HO-HANNAH MONTANA

Well this is normal, isn't it? Little girls taking pics of themselves as little sluts. I was shocked when I first saw my nieces doing this on Facebook, but I've since gotten over it. The world is aghast as Miley Cyrus' mySpace pics are revealed. And that 'outrageous' Vanity Fair photo. I think it's funny.

How ashamed can you be when you're wearing a sheet and looking over your shoulder at a hot lesbian pointing a huge Canon at you? The idea that she didn't know what she was doing is outrageous. That's the only outrageous thing.

All little girls are disingenuous, that's what being a cute little girl is all about. Pretend you're not really sexing it up-- that you're only playing around with your camera. If only she'd catch the eye of a hot orthodontist. She needs some teeth removed STAT.

According to Usmagazine:

“I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City,” Miley Cyrus, 15, tells TV Guide.

(She previously told Vanity Fair that the HBO series is her favorite show. She later issued a statement clarifying that she only watches the edited, TBS version). Still, she says she won't be having sex anytime soon. "I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand," Cyrus goes on. Like her pals the Jonas Brothers, Cyrus wears a purity ring. “Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall,” she says, “and I think if [abstaining] is a commitment girls make, that’s great.”

How about just a good version of Sex and the City?

Please! Enough already! 'Starting to fall'? Purity rings? She backtracks from everything. Maybe it's because Disney is watching, but really, she's gonna have to decide what she is, and soon. Own up to your sexuality, or admit you're blue-balling the Jonas Bros. Either way, be Proud!

Photo courtesy JustJared.com