Showing posts with label samantha ronson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label samantha ronson. Show all posts

Sunday, September 14, 2008

DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES

From Just Jared via Lindsay Lohan's and Samantha Ronson's myspace pages:

“I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.

I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be… Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.

Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…

Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?

I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice… I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the “lipstick on a pig” comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…

Palin’s desire to “save and convert the gays”-really??

According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the “conversion of Gays” — no kidding.

Here’s the AP text: ‘Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer. You’ll be encouraged by the power of God’s love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality,” according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child. Palin’s conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain’s candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.’

I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies… And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.

Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!

And in the words of Pamela Anderson, “She can suck it“.

Lindsay- “I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for Obama!”

Samantha- “I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”

xoxo
Lindsay and Samantha

Sunday, September 7, 2008

YOUR TWO MOMMIES

News of the World is reporting:

"A source close to the couple told me: “Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. 'She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.'”

Deep discussions = Drop your pants, Jared Leto.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

SO?MANTHA RONSON

Perez Hilton is reporting today, emphasizing the 'man' in 'Samantha', as he so girlishly does, that Sam gave Lindsay a commitment ring for her 22nd birthday and it just happens to cost $22,000!

According to the Daily Mirror:

An insider told the paper, "Sam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday. Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud. It's not an engagement ring - simply a token of her commitment. Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content."

I didn't know but evidently S'man Ronson is slow or in special needs classes: "Sam has her own money and is very proud.". . . God, that is so insulting. Not only does being a dyke make you a man, but it also makes you retarded. And, if she spent 2 months salary on that ringie-ding (as suggested by who? Who? The goddam jewelry companies, I bet, like Hallmark created Mother's Day), that means S'man makes-- $11,000 a month? Peanuts compared to Lindzzey, but hey, more than I make all year.

And apparently they are "very content". I'm so jealous! Why can't I find love like that? I think S'man is a hottie (and so is her sexy little brother, Mark Ronson, Amy Winehouse's producer, look at him below, look how he's looking at me!),


and since Lindsay's trap has been shut for months now (no, not that trap, I'm sure her firecrotch is starting all those goddam fires in Big Sur), obviously it's the smartest thing she's ever done, getting all lesbian'd up-- and so, for all that's holy in the name of Alice B. Toklas and her tender buttons, LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!!!!! Oh, Chrissy Croker, where are you now?

photos courtesy: evilbeetgossip.com