This is Heidi Montag from "The Heels," I mean "The Hills." I know this is instinctual information for many, but there are some of us who aren't that interested in the lives of the young, rich, and horsey-faced. Those aren't "fuck-me" heels-- they're "spike my drink with GBH, drag me, passed out, through the club, abduct me to some skanky suburban basement, and keep me in a dungeon" heels. Yes, she's that easy.
