Showing posts with label Oprah Winfrey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oprah Winfrey. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

KOOKOO BANANAS, THE PREQUEL



Okay, so the Scientology video of Tom "Cruised-me-in-the-men's-room" is definitely high on the kookoo-meter, but we all know his career freefall started well before that. I can't stop watching this video because it so perfectly epitomizes a time, a place, the forces of phony good against the forces of bad phoniness.

If only those two had canceled each other out, Crash would not ha
ve won best picture, Hillary would be the nominee, and poor Katie wouldn't have to keep changing her hairdo to deal with her depression at having kissed a prince that became the evil muppet troll-frog.

Monday, July 7, 2008

LEANING TOWER


Oprah's in Italy with her girlfriend Gayle, pictured at the right. Their love is secret. So are the effects of her 21-day cleansing. What happened? Her boobies are screaming to get out and her hips are telling lies.

You can tell she's in Roma because she's dressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Girlfriend follows the "When in Rome" edict: load up on pasta and aim for the Leaning Tower of Pizza instead.


Photo courtesy Splash