LESS TO LOVE

Jennifer Love-Hewitt wants to become a glowstick. She's fit and trim and glows from within. She works out five days a week and is really pumped about her pushups! I thought she was talking about a bra, and for the first time in my life, I was disappointed to not be reading about a bra.

In speaking of what excites her, motivates her, really drives her in her upcoming spate of no-prospects-for-work, she notes that "the plank pose is very inspiring – where you're up on your elbows and your legs are out, and it's just your stomach holding your body up. Very cool."

"The better you are in your mind, body and spirit; in lipstick, hairspray and accessories, the better everything goes for you in your life," she added.

FATTY FATTY 2 X 4

At least a 2 X 4 has a purpose. Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost-- how many pounds? --are producers knocking down her door to sign her up for projects? ie, would anyone want to fuck that skinny bitch?

She looked better in the "before" slot. (But Jesus Christ, does she have to wear those gaucho shorts?) "Before," she wasn't trying so hard. And we all know, no matter how hard she tries, she could never be a wanted commodity.

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