To usher in the new age we thought we'd usher in a new (old) Jennifer Aniston on the cover of Vogue. Looking a little hot here actually. I'm a little drunk but whatever. After Obama taking over the world, I think it's time for Jen to take over something. At least Vogue. Don't cry for her, she's fine. Hot, skinny, touched up. What else can a girl ask for? After the African-Americans, the Women and everyone else, having some dignity, it's time for ol' Jen to crawl out from underneath the Brangalina scum and claim her right to be human. I hear you, Jen! Go for it!