Wednesday, October 15, 2008

SHERLOCK HOLMES SNATCHED FROM OBSCURITY

Finally! The Sun (UK) reports that it's over for Madonna and Guy Ritchie. The picture above is the two before his 39th birthday with a Purple Penetrator Strap-On in her bag.

The singer's spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg said the couple had agreed to separate. In a short statement – co-signed by Guy’s representative – she added the couple had not agreed a settlement. It read: “Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage, their representatives confirmed today. “They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time.”

I guess Guy has had enough and wants his new production, 'No Shit Sherlock' to do well...ok, I don't know what it's called, but obviously he realized that Madonna's balls were in too deep. And getting Deeper and Deeper.

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