Friday, October 24, 2008

GREEN DUCK BILLS



Hard to see it all-- but he's got a gun, is drinking a Bud, and his shirt says "Palin for VP : guns, god, and glory". Her shirt says, "Read my lipstick, vote McCain-Palin." Her shoes say, "tip me over and fuck me!"

I saw some McCain supporters across from the Port Authority in Midtown New York the other night at around 7:30. The location seemed perfect-- they were trying to hit the silver-haired set out for their Broadways shows, then they simply had to cross the street for their bus back to Red Neck, New Jersey or Older White Plains, New York. They looked as you'd imagine-- middle-aged women done up like newscasters with their blond bubble hairdos and too much makeup, and young Asian students with snarky faces. There were about 10 of then, which should correspond to the vote tally for McCain-Palin in NYC.

And look at those two up there. Coupl'a grossos from "The Hills." Look how posed he is, holding that beer like a straight guy holding another guy's dick. "Oh, this is-- new." Holding the book like he's Versace holding his fan. Look at her-- you might think she's puckering, but that's her new face. It's the latest surgery, a duck bill added to her equine jaw.

So natural, so in love, so caught off guard! New Republicans, this is your new look-- strike a pose, do everything to pretend you actually like yourself and like your life and like your candidates. Everyone fall in line!

Photo: Pacifac Coast News


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