Women are scary! That's why you see so many frat boys dressed as women at Hallowe'en. I'm surprised we don't see more guys dressed up as vaginas, bloody tampons, or positive pregnancy tests. Hallowe'en is all about the taboo shit, and if you can be it, you dispel it's power. That's why you see so many frat boys wearing big afros too. Oooo, scary!
Well fellas, whatever happens next Tuesday, the blacks or the women are taking over. According to the voters of rural Pennsylvania and Ohio, if Obama is elected president, we'll all be forced to become black. So guys, get your afro wigs out, because after Tuesday you'll be shot if you're not a bro'.
Alternatively, we could have Sarah Palin as the holder of the nuclear codes. OOOhhh, eeekkk, aaahhhh!
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