Thursday, August 14, 2008

PORN GENIUS

The Globe & Mail (Canada's National Newspaper) is reporting today that a Colorado man was arrested for posing as a 'porn inspector'.

Drew Libby, 33, pretended to be a police detective and 'told employees at an adult novelty shop to give him free videos so he could check them for underage participants'.

So I'm wondering, what happened to my supply of underage dildos he said he'd pick up? I think they were stamped "made in China," so maybe they got sent back? Everything's underage in China.