Saturday, August 16, 2008

AMY CRACKS THE CODE


"The troubled singer was out and about in Camden when a passer-by grabbed her, seemingly concerned for her health. But Amy lashed out at the middle-aged woman - giving her a hard slap and screaming: "Let f***ing go of me, d***head." As she walked away, Amy carried on shouting at her victim, calling her a "f***ing bitch."

Amy hasn't been seen for a month, holed up in her house in Camden and apparently tanning (she has her own tanning bed), setting the knob to 'gaunt relic bronze with tinge of distressed green'. Is she turning Exorcist-green? I think I see some cryptology surfacing through her mesh top: HELPME666.


photo courtesy Just Jared

2 comments:

PeepHole said...

tee hee hee!

PeepHole said...

thanks to you, we now have an ad for:

Brazil Bronze spray tan
Vogue calls it "the perfect tan" 5 years of airbrush tan in NYC!