Okay, how the hell are they going to Top That? They're remaking Teen Witch for 2010 (ooo-- the year we make contact) with Ashley Tisdale as the lead. Jesus Christ, they're going to have to get some good sidemen to make up for her ashen blandness.
Teen Witch 1989 had Marcia Wallace-- (don't think she was a witch, but she was pretty scary as "Carol" from the "Bob Newhart Show, and used those pointy little teeth to really tear into "The Vagina Monologues"); Zelda Rubinstein (she played E.T! She told Carol Anne to "go towards the light!" in "Poltergeist"-- we're happy to report Zelda's still kickin', but Carol Anne is now one with the light in a mausoleum next to Mel Tormé and Truman Capote); the girl from "The Tortellis"!
I'm thinking they could get Kathy Griffin in there. Maybe Zelda's part could be taken by fellow l'il person Mini-Me? He may be small, but he can sure cast a spell with the ladies.
Teen Witch 1989 had Marcia Wallace-- (don't think she was a witch, but she was pretty scary as "Carol" from the "Bob Newhart Show, and used those pointy little teeth to really tear into "The Vagina Monologues"); Zelda Rubinstein (she played E.T! She told Carol Anne to "go towards the light!" in "Poltergeist"-- we're happy to report Zelda's still kickin', but Carol Anne is now one with the light in a mausoleum next to Mel Tormé and Truman Capote); the girl from "The Tortellis"!
I'm thinking they could get Kathy Griffin in there. Maybe Zelda's part could be taken by fellow l'il person Mini-Me? He may be small, but he can sure cast a spell with the ladies.
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holy moly! that dark girl is carla's son's girlfriend sassy mouth on cheers.
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