Perez Hilton is reporting today, emphasizing the 'man' in 'Samantha', as he so girlishly does, that Sam gave Lindsay a commitment ring for her 22nd birthday and it just happens to cost $22,000!According to the Daily Mirror:
An insider told the paper, "Sam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday. Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud. It's not an engagement ring - simply a token of her commitment. Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content."
I didn't know but evidently S'man Ronson is slow or in special needs classes: "Sam has her own money and is very proud.". . . God, that is so insulting. Not only does being a dyke make you a man, but it also makes you retarded. And, if she spent 2 months salary on that ringie-ding (as suggested by who? Who? The goddam jewelry companies, I bet, like Hallmark created Mother's Day), that means S'man makes-- $11,000 a month? Peanuts compared to Lindzzey, but hey, more than I make all year.
And apparently they are "very content". I'm so jealous! Why can't I find love like that? I think S'man is a hottie (and so is her sexy little brother, Mark Ronson, Amy Winehouse's producer, look at him below, look how he's looking at me!),
and since Lindsay's trap has been shut for months now (no, not that trap, I'm sure her firecrotch is starting all those goddam fires in Big Sur), obviously it's the smartest thing she's ever done, getting all lesbian'd up-- and so, for all that's holy in the name of Alice B. Toklas and her tender buttons, LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!!!!! Oh, Chrissy Croker, where are you now?
photos courtesy: evilbeetgossip.com
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