PRUNES

Though Jessica is giving us her best 'prune' above, apparently, she gorges on meat and only meat. As we reported earlier, Jessica wore a 'Real Girls Eat Meat' t-shirt to crap on Carrie Underwood for being a big Vegetarian. Well, Pamela Anderson has chimed in. The Sun reports:

Speaking on radio in Australia - where she's waiting to go into the Big Brother house - the star slammed her rival buxom blonde. Pammi blasted: "I think she is a bitch and a whore. Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

Which I thought was a fantastic, to-the-point, matter-of-fact statement that has the brevity of the best Canadian fiction. Although her boobies have been placed and replaced several times, and Tommy's been in and out, in and out, she still has her head screwed on straight. Of course she wavers: after calling Jessica a whore, Pammi retracts by admitting she didn't really know what Jessica meant. The Sun, however, now reports that Jessica:

..."was deeply hurt and upset at the comments. To say Jessica is mad about it is an understatement. She is disgusted at Pamela's remarks and fully intended to go after her, until her family made her see sense. Her folks told her NOT to make a big deal of it - as that would only get Pamela the press she's so desperate for. So Jessica is keeping quiet as she's the one on the way up, while Pamela Anderson is on the way down."

I don't think either of these prunes are on their way up-- but down sounds about right.

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