Saturday, July 12, 2008

SNOW JOB


Tony Snow, the Bush Administration's press secretary, has died of colon cancer at 53. He took the job after Scott McLellan left to write a scathing tell-all about things we never suspected-- they lied to start the Iraq war? Shocking!

Snow was better than McLellan, that's for sure. If he didn't die, he could've run for president some day-- shit, Mitt Romney did it based on his looks alone. Oh yeah, and his millions.

McLellan, on the other hand, would sweat even answering questions about his kids. Never did get comfortable with that stick up his ass reminding him to "say nothing, say nothing!" Look-- even his photo is sweating.


Photo: AP

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