RECOUNT

Anyone see "Recount?" Shit, those were the good old days, when the worst your president would do is something you dream about all day long. Yeah, that's right, I know you wanna stick your cigar up some pussy, just own that shit. Now the bar's been raised and now you gotta go out and murder thousands of innocent people if you want to keep up. Shit, times really are tough.

Okay, so the movie was boring as shit, although factually accurate, except Laura Dern wasn't wearing enough fucking Mary Kay. I wouldn't be surprised if Katherine Haggis had her own little pink Mary Kay car to cruise around in. She didn't get to be Governor, but she always got a foot in the door at MK.com

Yeah, those were the days. Remember the dangling chad dress? A fucking sensation. Or it would have been, if I ever made it. The whole thing was over before I could get a patent. But shit, they never got those machines fixed in Florida so I guess there's time before November. Yeah, I'll get right on it.

Remember people didn't give a shit who won, because they said the candidates were basically the same? Oh, ha hahaha hahaha hahahahh HAHAHAHAH!! Yeah, I'm sure if Bush had lost, he would have won an Oscar and a Noble Peace Prize for his humanitarian work. Although Bush leaving the White House and never ever again working for the "public good" would be the greatest humanitarian achievement of the 21st Century.

On the plus side of Gore losing, Joe Losermann would have been a viable presidential candidate. We can thank the Supreme Court for that, at least.