PIG

Here's Jessica Simpson wearing a free t-shirt (Real Girls Eat Meat) from a slaughterhouse steakhouse with her football boyfriend. Tongues awagging claim it's a subliminal message (as subliminal as a Chicken of the Sea foodie can presumably devise) to her fuckball's last girlfriend, vegetarian sex object, Carrie Underwood. Can little Jess be that subtle or sly? I think not.

As CNN reports today in Des Moines, Iowa:

Luck ran out for about a dozen pigs that escaped their flooded farm, swam through raging floodwaters and scrambled atop a sandbag levee in southeastern Iowa. Des Moines County sheriff's officials shot the pigs, saying they were worried the pigs would weaken the levee.

Really, do pigs ever get a break? I know that Jessica's just a piece her father lends out, but God. PETA, rush out your Vegetarian Starter Kit immediatement before Jessie's father pilots her ass down to a free Des Moines sandbag blood-buffet. Twat.

R.I.P. to a real beauty...

[Jessica Simpson photo courtesy Usmagazine.com]