Tuesday, June 17, 2008

THE FIRST REAL METROSEXUAL?

Girls, you know all about metrosexuals. Straight guys who dress and groom like your fagbot friends-- but they're into you! It's like you're best friend and your fuck-bud all rolled into one.

So, here's Paul Janka. According to the girls who date him, he's cultured, handsome, well-dressed-- and just like a fag, he sometimes expects a fuck on the first date. Jesus, I don't know any fagboy who would leave with less than a fingerfuck at the door. Except it usually happens on the way in, not the way out. That's how we say "hello."

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