LUCKY 13

I was born on the 13th and my life has been a disaster of egotism, jealousy, murder and self-hatred, so I know how O.J. feels. Thirteen years since his last trial, thirteen hours of deliberation. Poor guy. I guess it wasn't in the stars; the planets finally aligned to arraign and convict. However, he can feel good in the knowledge that he's going to jail for armed robbery when he got away with murder. I never get away with anything. Lucky guy.