NEVER BABY

Here's a clip from "Dr. Phil" featuring Heather Fink, which Heather herself has conveniently provided on her own website. She's one of the gals who dated that notorious Casanova, Paul Janka, and felt so affronted he wanted to have sex after 5 months (!), she just had to go on Dr. Phil to confront him. I don't know, maybe she seems an opportunist? And would-be comedienne-- check out her comedy turn on YouTube. Yeah, swearing was funny when I was 13, too.

Maybe he's a jerk. Maybe he's goes too far. But he seems calm and contained amongst those affronted, hair-tossing bitches. Is it possible what he says is true? Self-confident women aren't put off by his approach? These women, the ones with the grievances, have taken their cues from "Friends," where women are cutesy and adolescent; any reference to sex makes them giggly and shy.

THE FIRST REAL METROSEXUAL?

Girls, you know all about metrosexuals. Straight guys who dress and groom like your fagbot friends-- but they're into you! It's like you're best friend and your fuck-bud all rolled into one.

So, here's Paul Janka. According to the girls who date him, he's cultured, handsome, well-dressed-- and just like a fag, he sometimes expects a fuck on the first date. Jesus, I don't know any fagboy who would leave with less than a fingerfuck at the door. Except it usually happens on the way in, not the way out. That's how we say "hello."