LOVING THE ALIEN HANDLER

What's going on in this photo? Is Tom Cooze using his hand to keep this man against the sidewalk? No, his midget limbs don't have that much muscular strength.

But see that hypodermic in his other hand? He's about to stick the guy to put him into dreamland at least until Tom and his bodyguard, Stone, get away for a little quickie.

"Katie! This guy's an unexploded Thetan! Stone and I are heading over to Scientology HQ for reinforcements! I've already called Kirstie and Travolta! Don't wait up!"