BABY WIPES

Star Magazine reports Zac Efron hates showering.

"Zac isn't a big fan of showering. It's so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time — and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!"

Shit, that's one big baby wipe he's holding. More like a Nikki Blonsky baby wipe.

James Dean didn't shower either. If Zac died now, would "American Musical 2" become the "Rebel Without a Cause" for our generation?

Don't worry girls, I'm sure he wears dress sheilds-- and you should too! It's okay if you don't, though-- just don't expect to ever be asked out by a boy. Ever. Really. They're more important than every maxi, mini, smooth plastic applicator and wad of toilet tissue you ever flushed out into the ocean.

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