Heidi, why the long face? And Spencer, why the short-and-squat face? You're young, you're beautiful, you've just had a fairytale wedding. You remember that fairytale, where the gremlin marries the talking horse? What would a Physiognomist say about their faces? Physiognomy is the study of faces to determine character. We'll have to do a little study to determine what a face twice as long as it is wide, and a face twice as wide as it is long (the highlighted pubes on his chin don't count) reveal about the stunning, fabulous inner lives of these two fascinating creatures.
