LAST DEBATE

Ok, put on your thinking caps, Americans, close your eyes and try to think hard about who the better candidate is. This is almost your last chance to figure it out, you crazy undecideds. Think to yourself: Who has the sexiest trajectory from microphone to mouth in the above photo. I think you know the answer. Do you want to have sex dreams about McCain for four years? Do the right thing. Vote with your loins. Not your racist hearts.