Sunday, October 26, 2008

BRISTOL-PACKIN' MOMMA


People magazine interview Sarah Palin.

The article is titled "My Wedding Hope for Bristol," which should be subtitled 'I hope there'll be a wedding.' I guess it all depends on you voters on November 4th! Free Levi! You know IF Sarah loses she'll be pesona non grata in the Republican Party, she'll go back to her igloo-castle up in the hinterlands, and no one will care whether Levi and Bristol get married. Don't ruin their lives forever! Vote Democratic!

You know you're in shit when PeepHole, I mean People Magazine starts grilling you. But she asked for it-- did she really need to say she was a voracious reader, or agree she's an intellectual? How many voracious readers do you know who can't tell you what they're reading? Well, to be fair, after being pressed, she mentions one book, "The Looming Tower," and from the title I was sure it was one of those "Left Behind" pieces of crap, you know, like where everyone goes to Alaska before the rapture?

Some other interesting stuff-- she doesn't seem to care that Levi is dropping out of school, noting a lot of "successful" families are headed by guys with GEDs. She also says she's not against sex ed to prevent unwanted pregnancies, although "abstinence" is preferable.

They also call their new, um, autistic baby "Uncle Trig." It's all in the family.

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