Buttery Swank checked into her local barber late last week complaining of a growth that was causing some discomfort. (Barbers used to be surgeons, you know.) The growth in question, her hair, was causing discomfort to another enlarged growth in her facial region, her ears. Apparently the growth (her hair) was engorged, contributing to downward pressure on those protrusive aural lobes.
The surgery was quick and simple, the bleach used to sterilize the instruments creating some relief, or lightening, to the remaining hair growth.
When the procedure was through, and asked how she felt, Ms. Swank gave a salacious toss of the head and winked at her reflection, exclaiming, "I feel so much butter, thanks!"
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