Tuesday, August 12, 2008

THE MOLARS WILL BE TELEVISED


I hate to be such a downer. . .hahahahah. . .however, Michael Phelps scares me. And I mean besides his sinewy, deranged torso, the fact that you can see all his teeth all the way back to his molars when he smiles, and his single-minded American ability to win win win.

Is he Telly from Kids by Larry Clark? Remember that movie!!??? I've not been able to look at a sputtering nasal geekoid in the same way.

Here's Michael Phelps/Leo Fitzpatrick spreading his disease around:


Put your 400m disease in meee, Michael.

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