Saturday, June 14, 2008

MAYA & YOURA PRESIDENT


"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." -Chris Martin

He's thinking Gwyneth. With Apple as her vip. And Moses as Moses. New post, "Official Moses." Why else they give him a fucking name like that, unless they want him to fucking part the seas? No, no big expectations with a name like that. That's not going to fuck him up.

SO-- who to represent the world? Maya Angelou? She's black, female, she wears head wraps, she talks fancy talk-- I'm seeing at least 4 continents represented right there. Plus, you know Oprah would be pulling for that shit. Bitch gets whatever she wants. She could get "Harold & Kumar" to win best picture if she put it on her show. And that shit was better than "Crash."

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