Monday, May 14, 2007

NOTHING PROVEN


We know he shot a woman in the mouth, but the murder allegation has yet to be proven.

I could be wrong, but I don't believe the mouth is a vital organ.

PHIL SPECTRE


What's Martina Navratilova doing in court? Still suing for equity from the Bilitis Visa Card?

Or maybe she shot a b-actress in the mouth?

And why's she raiding Ellen's closet?